April 18th, 2017



Neither the ZOROB's ZOBBC destabilisation dept. nor the Messurin (obe) could explain how ZOGOBite Erdo Nasreddin Hoja (Muffin the Mule afficiando) managed to make an appearance in the Copper's Helmets RU donkey video. Rumours suggest he was establishing an alibi in case the Russian sorceror PoRu deliberately rigged the Turko-Kurdish referendum so the incumbent Nasreddin would win and be excluded from the ZOROBEU wealth absorption and depopulation organisation corporate entity.

Cloud cocaine land ZOROB bandits acting on ZOCIA Ltd and ZOMI6 terrorists' tipoffs (that a large gathering of Russian and Syrian supported humans had gathered in a Mosul CW factory fearing ZOROB megalomaggots' collaboration forces would eat their children) launched an immediate multi 10 barrel-bomb equivalent attack on the humans to make them fit for alien consumption and offal recycling.

In a press announcement (prepared in 1987) Mutton Yoyo, while criticising the ZOROBUS for not using white phosphorous, nominated strUmpy for the Nobel Piece (of work) award, not just for the mass extermination but also for the use of glow-in-the-dark bombs, missiles and shells on the city declaring it infested with humans that must be exterminated at any cost for thousands of years.

As a token of the luciferian Chabaddy's appreciation, Mutton Yoyo declared that the ZOROB IL regime corporate entity would be demanding a doubling of charity contributions from the ZOUS tax funds to the ill alien regime corporate entity's genocide of humans project.

Hundreds Killed as US Bombs ISIS Chemical Depot: Syrian MoD
By Zen Adra
April 13/14, 2017 Information Clearing House, AMN
"Hundreds have been killed – including civilians – as a result of breathing toxic materials,”
On a more serious note, strUmpy o'lalaland in an executive order declared all the evidence against Assad and Putin to be declared legal currency backed by all of Germany's gold in Fort Knox.

Syria: Where the Rubber Meets the Road
By Mike Whitney
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